i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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