You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You ate ashes out of my bong
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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