Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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