I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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