Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Found the puke drawer
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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