So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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