Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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