Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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