Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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