Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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