Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I am available for nakedness
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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