That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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