I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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