Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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