maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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