I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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