Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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