But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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