I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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