i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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