Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The Olympian is in my bed
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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