If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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