this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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