i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you will always have a special place in my vag
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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