We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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