You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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