Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
