She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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