You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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