Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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