you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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