Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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