my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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