How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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