ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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