will power is for people who don't want to get laid
love makes seman taste better
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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