All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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