: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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