come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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