The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I fill condoms, not promises.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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