Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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