Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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