Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
