i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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