We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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