Sponge bath it is.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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