HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This house was built for laser tag.
vagina is talking i cant
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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