Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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