nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
did i walk over a car last night?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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