i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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