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Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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