she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
