UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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