i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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