awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
