you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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