yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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